| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, I cant eat this meal.Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.Customer: I dont have a fork.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Could I have a glass of water?Waiter: To drink?Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 - a live one?... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Sir you havent touched your custard.Im just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?Not him again, hes in here every night !... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Theres something wrong with my hot dogs.Waiter: Sorry, Im a waiter, not a veterinarian.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Im sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon.Customer: What bait are you using?... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasnt last week.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Im sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.Diner: Thats all right. My suit is too large anyway.... more
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