| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, theres no extra charge!... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Dont worry, Sir, its not that hot!... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.Yes, sir. Its the iceberg lettuce that does it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir, maybe Ive forgotten it when I removed the other three.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why dont you eat here, waiter?Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I dont want to compound the felony.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| I say waiter, theres a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Didnt you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and thats why they are the late... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!No sir, thats a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.... more
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