| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?None, a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Im sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon.Customer: What bait are you using?... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why dont you eat here, waiter?Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I dont want to compound the felony.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, theres no extra charge!... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why doesnt this restaurant have any specials?Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didnt have time to finish it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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