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| Patron: Didnt you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and thats why they are the late... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| I say waiter, theres a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant eat this meat, its crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Couldnt be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my custard !Ill fetch him a spoon sir !... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty?Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, Id like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.Im sorry, sir, but were out of cream. How about with no milk?... more
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