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| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir, maybe Ive forgotten it when I removed the other three.... more
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| Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didnt have time to finish it.... more
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| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Dont worry sir, they dont eat much !... more
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| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.... more
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| Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.... more
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| Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !Dont worry sir, he wont last long in there !... more
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| Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, what is this stuff?Thats bean salad sir.I know what its been, but what is it now?... more
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