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| | Category: | Waiter jokes | | Date Added: | 21/12/2008 | | Views: | 10 | | | | Joke: | Diner: Waiter, please close the window.Waiter: Why, is there a draft?Diner: Yes, its blown my steak off the plate three times. | | | |
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