| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Waiter, I cant eat this meal.Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.Customer: I dont have a fork.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today.Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why dont you eat here, waiter?Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I dont want to compound the felony.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean !... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasnt last week.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, your tie is in my soup!Thats all right, sir, its not shrinkable.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: May I please have a glass of water?Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.... more
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