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| Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "Ill have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?Waiter: It scares away the flies.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, I cant eat this meal.Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.Customer: I dont have a fork.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wifes cookin... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Waiter, please close the window.Waiter: Why, is there a draft?Diner: Yes, its blown my steak off the plate three... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !They dont seem to care what they eat do they sir !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.... more
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