| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off !... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?Not him again, hes in here every night !... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Didnt you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and thats why they are the late... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Im sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.Diner: Thats all right. My suit is too large anyway.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, I cant eat this meal.Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.Customer: I dont have a fork.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why doesnt your menu list prices?Waiter: We didnt want to make you sick before the food does.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?None, a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| I say waiter, theres a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasnt last week.... more
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