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| Waiter, I cant eat this meat, its crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Whats this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why doesnt this restaurant have any specials?Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!""My apologies," said th... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: These are the best eggs weve had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you havent had around for that long.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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