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| | Category: | Waiter jokes | | Date Added: | 08/12/2008 | | Views: | 16 | | | | Joke: | Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wifes cooking. | | | |
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