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| Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Dont worry sir there isnt enough there to drown him !... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Couldnt be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.... more
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| Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and Im sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Whats wrong with these eggs I ordered?Waiter: Dont ask me. I only laid the table.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, I cant eat this meal.Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.Customer: I dont have a fork.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "Ill have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!... more
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