| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?Waiter: We can dream, cant we?... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why doesnt this restaurant have any specials?Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "Ill have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Sir you havent touched your custard.Im just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why didnt you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because Im a short order cook.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wifes cookin... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !They dont seem to care what they eat do they sir !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.... more
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