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| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and Im sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !... more
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| Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.Waiter: They are. She couldnt cook eithe... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye... more
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| Waiter: Im sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.Diner: Thats all right. My suit is too large anyway.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.... more
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| Diner: Whats wrong with these eggs I ordered?Waiter: Dont ask me. I only laid the table.... more
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| Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Dont worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get em.... more
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