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| Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Its fly soup sir!... more
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| Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Dont worry, Sir, its not that hot!... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!No sir, thats a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye... more
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| Diner: Waiter, please close the window.Waiter: Why, is there a draft?Diner: Yes, its blown my steak off the plate three... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Dont worry sir there isnt enough there to drown him !... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Sir you havent touched your custard.Im just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !... more
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