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| "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!""My apologies," said th... more
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| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.... more
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| Waiter: Im sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.Diner: Thats all right. My suit is too large anyway.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Why dont you have doggie bags?Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.... more
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| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs legs?Certainly, Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!... more
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| Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu:Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.... more
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| Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !... more
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| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.... more
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