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| Customer: Why doesnt this restaurant have any specials?Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, theres a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, its the flys day off.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order?Diner: I cant decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, this lobsters only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "Ill have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| And how did you find your steak sir?Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?Waiter: Probably learning to read.... more
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