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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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