| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?None, a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, I cant eat this meal.Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.Customer: I dont have a fork.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didnt have time to finish it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller.Waiter: Its just an optical illusion. Its just that the restaurant has... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.Waiter: They are. She couldnt cook eithe... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Dont worry, Sir, its not that hot!... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Couldnt be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.... more
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