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| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!No sir, thats a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Waiter, please close the window.Waiter: Why, is there a draft?Diner: Yes, its blown my steak off the plate three... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wifes cookin... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !Thats not a worm sir, its your sausage ?... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didnt have time to finish it.... more
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