| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Why dont you have doggie bags?Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?Waiter: We can dream, cant we?... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough.Waiter: That wasnt the crust, that was the pie plate.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: These are the best eggs weve had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you havent had around for that long.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !They dont seem to care what they eat do they sir !... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: May I please have a glass of water?Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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