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| Waiter: Why didnt you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because Im a short order cook.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order?Diner: I cant decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !Dont worry sir, he wont last long in there !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!""My apologies," said th... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my custard !Ill fetch him a spoon sir !... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Theres something wrong with my hot dogs.Waiter: Sorry, Im a waiter, not a veterinarian.... more
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