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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Dont worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get em.... more
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| Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more
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| Patron: Hey, theres a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isnt it cooked?... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.... more
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| Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu:Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.... more
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| Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Dont worry sir, they dont eat much !... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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| Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?Waiter: Probably learning to read.... more
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