| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller.Waiter: Its just an optical illusion. Its just that the restaurant has... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!No sir, thats a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! Its nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty?Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my custard !Ill fetch him a spoon sir !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !Thats not a worm sir, its your sausage ?... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant eat this meat, its crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir, its the hot water that kills them.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.... more
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