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| Waiter, theres a fly swimming in my soup!Then weve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading... more
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| Patron: Hey, theres a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isnt it cooked?... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!""My apologies," said th... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my custard !Ill fetch him a spoon sir !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order?Diner: I cant decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, your tie is in my soup!Thats all right, sir, its not shrinkable.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why didnt you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because Im a short order cook.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, theres a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, its the flys day off.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more
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