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| Waiter: Im sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.Diner: Thats all right. My suit is too large anyway.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: These are the best eggs weve had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you havent had around for that long.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad.Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 - a live one?... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why didnt you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because Im a short order cook.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, your tie is in my soup!Thats all right, sir, its not shrinkable.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasnt last week.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Whats this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.... more
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