| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| I say waiter, theres a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this stuff?Thats bean salad sir.I know what its been, but what is it now?... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?Waiter: We can dream, cant we?... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and Im sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: I didnt order this.Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today.Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.... more
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