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| Why cant meteorologists forecast the weather?-They are too busy studying comets and meteors... more
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| 2. | Category: Weather jokes  |
| Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.... more
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| 3. | Category: Weather jokes  |
| Where do wind gusts go to on dates?-To Chicago... more
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| 4. | Category: Weather jokes  |
| Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eg... more
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| 5. | Category: Weather jokes  |
| Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!... more
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| 6. | Category: Weather jokes  |
| Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(You wanna go for a spin?)... more
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| 7. | Category: Weather jokes  |
| What doesnt get any wetter no matter how much it rains?The ocean... more
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| 8. | Category: Weather jokes  |
| What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?Katabatic... more
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| 9. | Category: Weather jokes  |
| What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?Both are a glaze... more
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| 10. | Category: Weather jokes  |
| Where do lightning bolts go on dates?-To cloud 9... more
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