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| If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.... more
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| A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.... more
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| In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil?-You are really blowing a lot of h... more
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| 4. | Category: Weather jokes  |
| Fred: Im sure Im right. Betty: Youre as right as rain - all wet!... more
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| 5. | Category: Weather jokes  |
| What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?-Fog... more
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| What did the hail storm say to the roof?-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles... more
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| A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills... more
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| 8. | Category: Weather jokes  |
| Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?-In a high pressure cell... more
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| 9. | Category: Weather jokes  |
| Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?-It burns too easily... more
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| 10. | Category: Weather jokes  |
| Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Because then the children have to play inside.... more
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