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Category:Apple jokes
Date Added:10/82/2008
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Joke:A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, "How much are yer apples?" "All you can pick for one dollar," said the rancher. "Okay," said the Pennsylvanian. "Ill take two dollars worth."
 
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