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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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