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| | Category: | Birthday jokes | | Date Added: | 21/05/2012 | | Views: | 121 | | | | Joke: | A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesnt get her anything.She says, "Why didnt you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didnt use what I got you last year!" | | | |
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