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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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