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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| 8. | Category: Apple jokes |
| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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