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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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