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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more
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