| 1. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more... more
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| 2. | Category: Women jokes  |
| OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes  |
| QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes  |
| What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?Nothing, you told her twice.... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes  |
| A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes  |
| One woman to another at a singles bar: "Im not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I mee... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes  |
| My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes  |
| A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, Ill do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes  |
| A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I d... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.... more
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