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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... more
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| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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