A way to laugh your day away!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:


Friends ::




Download Free Sheet Music
Stop repossession
Mp3 Music Ringtones
Tantric Massage London
Free E-Cards
free online games
watch homemade videos
watch funny videos online free downloadPolish Interpreter
Internet Marketing
Property

Viewing Joke:

Category:Women jokes
Date Added:22/70/2008
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:30
 
Joke:A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I do?" His mother has an idea. "Why dont you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone. " I was humiliated," he groaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes." " Whats wrong with that?" asked his mother. " We hadnt started eating yet."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Women Jokes:

1.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.... more

2.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was... more

3.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more... more

4.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.... more

5.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around t... more

6.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by up to 90%. - Its called wedding cake.... more

7.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.... more

8.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
How do you fix a womans watch? - It doesnt matter. There is a clock on the oven.... more

9.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?Cher !... more

10.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husbands trucking line office. She answered a phone call f... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners