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| Why havent Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesnt need cleaning yet!... more
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| A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, Ill do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few a... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes  |
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
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| If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes  |
| A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes  |
| I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.... more
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| Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with a... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.... more
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