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| | Category: | Women jokes | | Date Added: | 12/81/2008 | | Views: | 46 | | | | Joke: | An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing." | | | |
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