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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 20/11/2008 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence that they didnt get along.After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, " I dont like Chinese. "The F.O. replied, " Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why is that? " The Captain said, " You bombed Pearl Harbor. Thats why I dont like Chinese. "The F.O. said, " Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That JAPANESE, not Chinese. "And the Captain answered, " Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesnt matter. Theyre all alike. "Another 30 minutes of silence.Finally the First Officer said, " No like Jew. "The Captain replied, " Why not? Why dont you like Jews? "" Jews sink Titanic. " Said the F.O.The Captain tried to correct him, " No, no. The Jews didnt sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg. "" Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg .. no mattah .. all same " | | | |
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