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| A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need thedelay to make the flight.If you are running late f... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?""Center, make that request on the next frequency...."... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... Its not because of the films content, its because the pe... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff... more
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