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Category:Aviation jokes
Date Added:05/20/2008
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Joke:Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane hasonly 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts, "SCREWTHE CHILDREN!!" Michael Jacksons face lights up and he shouts, "YES, YES!! But do we have enough time?"
 
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