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Category:Aviation jokes
Date Added:23/00/2008
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Joke:No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need thedelay to make the flight.If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthestgate within the terminal.If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon asyou touch pen to paper. Or start to drink your coffee.If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats onthe aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Justlook for the two largest passengers.Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to thelavatory.The crying baby on board is always seated next to you.The best-looking woman/man on your flight is never seated next to you.The less carry-on luggag e space available on an aircraft, the morecarry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.
 
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