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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 18/92/2008 | | Views: | 11 | | | | Joke: | A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, "Guess who?"The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guesswhere!" | | | |
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