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| My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do... more
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| One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In... more
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| An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has... more
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| Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla ca... more
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| What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he... more
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| Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dra... more
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| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more
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| Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en... more
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| Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.... more
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| Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordans r... more
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