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| Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dra... more
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| Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla ca... more
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| Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.... more
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| You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.... more
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| One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In... more
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| What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he... more
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| A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-... more
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| There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the de... more
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| Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the... more
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| I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?... more
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