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| Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla ca... more
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| Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!... more
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| You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.... more
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| What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film... more
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| Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dra... more
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| I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?... more
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| The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f... more
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| 8. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he... more
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| Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more
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| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
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