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| | Category: | Lawyer jokes | | Date Added: | 08/92/2008 | | Views: | 32 | | | | Joke: | A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?" | | | |
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